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Midsummer night. After a nice dinner out the ritual gets started late, but no one minds.

So I am in the middle of the mediation I planed for days....

Funny how I love to do these...lol

So I lead the coven into the woods, were the fairies are having a party. I just started the big bang of the fairy queen coming in....when a cell phone goes off. The ring tone is ACDC Back In Black.... The heavy beat plays till her voice mail takes over.

After the laughter calms down- I try to finish it, but really....

So here is how it ended.

"The flute and magical sounds end as the fairy queen comes out of the woods to join the party of Midsummer. She is wearing a black leather minskirt, black boots, a black bra, and her hair is spiked up, colored red... And ACDC music takes over.. She tells the fairies to Rock On!!"



Got to love when the little people come to play with our rituals.

So a customer came in to buy supplies. A lady and her father. I was getting the bill totalled up, when then elder man asked me out of the blue .."Are they real?". So I become very aware of everyone looking at me... and my chest.

His daughter said "Dad!!" and he just gave her a look and said, "Look how long they are"

I heard laughter behind me.

That is when I notice the man's eyes never left my face when he looked back at me. "My eyelashes? Is that what you are asking about?"

He said yes. I smiled and told him yes, but with a lot of makeup.

You never know what questions you will be asked.